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Beauty and her Big Hairy Beast - by T.A. Donnelly
Show dates: 14-17th January 2026
Fleetdown Community Centre
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Director: Sabrina Bell
When a vain Prince is magically transformed into a Big Hairy Beast, only true love can break the spell.
Enter Belle - a fierce, sharp-witted heroine who stumbles into the Beast’s enchanted castle, home to a feather duster, a bong, a clock, a fleshlight, and more...
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Thrill as the wicked Enchantress faces off against the delightful Fairy Belladonna-Kebab
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Gasp while toxic heart-throb Ardon and his hopelessly devoted sidekick LeFouf whip the villagers into a riotous frenzy
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Groan at the unfulfilled desire of Willie Palmer, Belle’s terminally thirsty, long-suffering father
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Tremble before the raw frustration of Dusty Springclean, the Dame who is absolutely desperate to meet you
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Dance like Mrs Pott-Headly’s brought the fun. Love like Lubiére’s forgotten the safe word. Laugh like you're wearing your tena pants
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Sing along to your favourite songs in this hilariously naughty twist on the classic fairy tale - celebrating love, smut, and friendship
If you’re looking for an innuendo — we’ll give you one!

Jekyll and Hyde - by Robert Louis Stevenson, adapted by Neil Bartlett
Show dates: 19-21st February 2026
Fleetdown Community Centre
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Director: Marc Cook-West, Georgia Robinson and Emily Young
A series of random nocturnal assaults in the back streets and alleyways of Victorian London are spreading fear and panic. Meanwhile, the friends of a highly respected doctor are beginning to wonder why he goes missing on exactly the same nights…
This will be LX Infinity Youth's entry into the Kent Drama Association Full Length Play Festival 2026. Adjudication night is Saturday 21st February 2026.
This is an amateur production by arrangement with Nick Hern Books.





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What We’re All About
LX Infinity is a new theatre charity in the Dartford area!
Our goal: to promote, maintain, improve and advance education by the encouragement of the arts by the production of plays, musicals and dance productions.
Our vision: Growing drama without bounds.
We perform locally to Dartford but also once a year in the West End!
If you're interested in joining, come along - we welcome everyone regardless of experience!
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